.(Sara wrote this c: )
Hello little Satan Alien love children, I'm Alice.
I have a strong obsession with the tv shows Supernatural, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Hannibal, American Horror Story, and a lot of anime. I read an unhealthy amount, like, if I could shoot up with books, my veins would collapse. I listen to a lot of metal/post hardcore, and Austin Carlile is my ultimate hero. Also Oli Sykes is a sexy beast and I will bare his children from my vagina one day. I have a dangerous obsession with ribcages and the general skeletal system, as well as veins. If you're not totally creeped out, come chat!
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on